Here's one that never even made it to a band practice - I've always had a soft spot for it, however!
A Southern Love Song
we got lots and lots of icecubes,
which one is the one for you?
South pole, south pole,
she lives alone at the south pole,
she lives alone in the antarctic.
Polar bear, predator,
I'm a penguin dinner just for her,
polar bear, polar bear,
she eats me up and then melts away...
I must have been drunk when I wrote that one!